I bought this on Saturday. The twenty-four hours I had to wait before purchasing this masterpiece were the most harrowing twenty-four hours of my life.
Ok, not really.
But I was worried someone would snatch it up before I was allowed to buy it.
Of course, no normal person would be attracted to this thing. I don’t know. My manager almost put it in the box to be shipped to the buy-the-pound warehouse in Gorham. I flailed. She called me eccentric, and stuck a $2.99 sticker on it. She later pulled out an ugly pig made from a coconut and said that if I wanted her to price that, she was going to have me committed.
It’s very possible that I just want it to be summertime, already.
Attention, boyfriend: this will someday be hanging in your house. I apologize in advance.